THIS IS WHY COLLEGE HOOPS IS SO MUCH BETTER
The NBA's New Jersey Nets unveiled their new dance team last night...

Give me an A! Another A! Give me an R! Give me a P!

Man, these are not your father's cheerleaders. Oh wait, yes they are -- in fact, he probably dated a couple of them. Seriously, we'll stick with the college game, where the cheer squads wear spankies, not Depends, under their skirts. Yeesh.